your a noob if
1.you defend something to the death
2.own every single halo ever made
3. watch any galaxy , star wars crap
4. use juggernaut,or CABLE in Marvel vs Capcom
5. actually like twilight (which turned vampire's and werewolf's into homos)
6. play modern warfare for days at a time
7. complain about 360 being better than PS3, etc
8. love a character to death that your page is based of of them
9. you spell noob NEWB
10. if you repeat a meme over and over again
11. know every thing or own everything about marvel
12. if your name has to do about a game and ends with fan (yeah like sonicfan or something)
13. if you make videos on youtube and act like smart ass then notice you got less than 200 views
14. if you watch and memorize a youtube video then recite it on the phone to someone
15. if your worst insult is gtfo or no or plainly flipping someone out
16. follow your only friends around until one curse's you out or punches you in the face
17. if you don't get the message of number 16 and still follow people around
18. if you follow a crowd
19. haven't got a girlfriend and your 15 or older
20. if the lower classes of popularity are cooler than you
where i got the idea